This is a topic that I have thought about and no one else has.
Why didn't they make a Tarkin figure from the first film? Well I think I can tell you why.
Because he was a useless ****.
Think about it:
The ****er wore slippers at work because his boots hurt.
Apparently hygiene was dodgy because he had a foul stench.
He was into bondage with Darth Vader using some kind of leash.
It's debatable, but he was probably such a douchebag because he had suffered through Hayden Christiansen's "performance" before any of us.
He did **** all to stop his fully operational Death Star being blown up by some kid who practiced on womp rats
He was such a useless minger that even the toy people thought that a commander with a penis style helmet would be more exciting for the kiddos.
Question solved.
Next up: General Madine
Why didn't they make a Tarkin figure from the first film? Well I think I can tell you why.
Because he was a useless ****.
Think about it:
The ****er wore slippers at work because his boots hurt.
Apparently hygiene was dodgy because he had a foul stench.
He was into bondage with Darth Vader using some kind of leash.
It's debatable, but he was probably such a douchebag because he had suffered through Hayden Christiansen's "performance" before any of us.
He did **** all to stop his fully operational Death Star being blown up by some kid who practiced on womp rats
He was such a useless minger that even the toy people thought that a commander with a penis style helmet would be more exciting for the kiddos.
Question solved.
Next up: General Madine