If he stuck that battery in his ear, I think he'd be hearing-ampered. Some of you may doubt that, but I'm positive. Regardless, with that powerful accessory Chirpa looks energized enough to compete in the pole volt. I wonder watt it's worth in the current market?
Yes, yes, I'm going.... I only came back in to collect my hat.
PS - Don't let any sodium chloride get near a Duracel, or you may be done for a salt and battery.
...I forgot my scarf.