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kieatky

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:shock: :shock:

Words fail me :lol: :lol:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lightsaber-flogger-Red-faux-suede-vegan-falls-for-kinky-Star-Wars-fans-/272906519234?hash=item3f8a7f02c2:g:-wcAAOSww9xZKMNH
 

subzero

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Darth Vader - "Who's your father, who's your father, who's your father"

Luke - "....... NOOOOOOOOO"
 

yoda

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subzero said:
Does it come with a double telescoping dildo? :lol:

I thought that's what it was and you've got plenty to grip and pull with the loose ends incase it gets to deeply submerged in uncharted territory :lol: :lol:
 

subzero

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yoda said:
subzero said:
Does it come with a double telescoping dildo? :lol:

I thought that's what it was and you've got plenty to grip and pull with the loose ends incase it gets to deeply submerged in uncharted territory :lol: :lol:

'Emergency pull strings' :lol:
 

subzero

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subzero

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Mini99 said:
Come on, own up, who bought it?
It's no longer available!
:lol:

In about a week you'll see someone post in 'latest acquisitions' :lol: :lol:
 
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