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"For Kinky Star Wars Fans"

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Re: "For Kinky Star Wars Fans"

Postby Mini99 » Sun Oct 29, 2017 4:11 pm

Did you buy one then? :lol:

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Re: "For Kinky Star Wars Fans"

Postby kieatky » Sun Oct 29, 2017 4:44 pm

Mini99 wrote:Did you buy one then? :lol:


2 mate, a red and a blue for when I can't decide which side of the 'force' I wanna use with her :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: "For Kinky Star Wars Fans"

Postby Mini99 » Sun Oct 29, 2017 7:10 pm

kieatky wrote:
Mini99 wrote:Did you buy one then? :lol:


2 mate, a red and a blue for when I can't decide which side of the 'force' I wanna use with her :lol: :lol: :lol:


:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: "For Kinky Star Wars Fans"

Postby subzero » Mon Oct 30, 2017 9:28 am

Darth Vader - "Who's your father, who's your father, who's your father"

Luke - "....... NOOOOOOOOO"
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Re: "For Kinky Star Wars Fans"

Postby Stubbs » Mon Oct 30, 2017 11:34 am

How much

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Re: "For Kinky Star Wars Fans"

Postby StarWarsFan » Mon Oct 30, 2017 6:09 pm

:? :roll: oh for goodness sake what a load of rubbish.

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Re: "For Kinky Star Wars Fans"

Postby subzero » Mon Oct 30, 2017 7:48 pm

Does it come with a double telescoping dildo? :lol:
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Re: "For Kinky Star Wars Fans"

Postby yoda » Mon Oct 30, 2017 9:58 pm

subzero wrote:Does it come with a double telescoping dildo? :lol:


I thought that's what it was and you've got plenty to grip and pull with the loose ends incase it gets to deeply submerged in uncharted territory :lol: :lol:
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Re: "For Kinky Star Wars Fans"

Postby subzero » Tue Oct 31, 2017 9:07 am

yoda wrote:
subzero wrote:Does it come with a double telescoping dildo? :lol:


I thought that's what it was and you've got plenty to grip and pull with the loose ends incase it gets to deeply submerged in uncharted territory :lol: :lol:


'Emergency pull strings' :lol:
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Re: "For Kinky Star Wars Fans"

Postby lejackal » Thu Nov 02, 2017 10:29 pm

It doesn’t stop there I’m afraid

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/222693258417
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Translation: If it was legal my grandmother would be living on dialysis so that I could harvest and sell her kidneys.

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Re: "For Kinky Star Wars Fans"

Postby kieatky » Thu Nov 02, 2017 10:40 pm

Dear god !!!! That kind of shit can never be unseen, gonna have nightmares tonight :shock: :shock: :shock:

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Re: "For Kinky Star Wars Fans"

Postby subzero » Fri Nov 03, 2017 7:42 am

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Re: "For Kinky Star Wars Fans"

Postby Mini99 » Fri Nov 03, 2017 8:21 am

Come on, own up, who bought it?
It’s no longer available!
:lol:

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Re: "For Kinky Star Wars Fans"

Postby subzero » Fri Nov 03, 2017 10:27 am

Mini99 wrote:Come on, own up, who bought it?
It’s no longer available!
:lol:


In about a week you'll see someone post in 'latest acquisitions' :lol: :lol:
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