Be my date to The Last Jedi movie premiere?

[subzero]

Cummon then own up, who placed a bid?

Sure does pay sometimes to be a woman huh?

[Clawrence]

Would you mind if i dressed up as Chewbacca

[subzero]

Would you mind if i dressed up as Chewbacca

[Grant_C]

I was going bid- but don't want to get in a bidding war.

[mumbo]

It all looks too good to be true..........

[SAVORY100]

Hmm...
So... A girl that looks like that...

a) can't just get a date? / doesn't already have a boyfriend?
b) has a ticket to a geeky and male orientated event, but rather than sell two tickets to friends, work colleagues or family offers one as 'a date'
c) is pictured drinking a bottle of wine not readily available from any main stockist in the UK

Hmmm...

[Grant_C]

Hmm...
So... A girl that looks like that...

a) can't just get a date? / doesn't already have a boyfriend?
b) has a ticket to a geeky and male orientated event, but rather than sell two tickets to friends, work colleagues or family offers one as 'a date'
c) is pictured drinking a bottle of wine not readily available from any main stockist in the UK

Hmmm...

Sounds like the beginning of a kick ass story.

[Grant_C]

I wonder if this will go higher than the donations to that girl.....was it Deber May? from Belgium....I cant remember.....

Excuse me love, do accept Laptops of Lap dances?

[Mr-shifter]

It all looks too good to be true..........

But we still had to get you off it with a paint scraper

[BB87]

I have a bidder! Won't lie, I'm pretty nervous as to who I'm gonna get...

If anyone is genuinely concerned about the legitimacy of the auction...I won the tickets via an O2 Facebook promotion last week, figured I'd sell them both but turns out they're non-transferable. Rather than take one of my ungrateful friends for free, I thought it would be funny to sell the other ticket as a "date" and hopefully make a bit of money out of it.

If I turn out to be a 50 year old man called Graham (I'm not) then the buyer will be fully protected by eBay and PayPal policies, so wouldn't end up out of pocket. Happy to ask any genuine questions via the eBay listing, but will probably gloss over the ones about sexual favours etc.

As for the wine, that's a photo from my 30th birthday which was spent in California. That trip also goes some way to explain why I'm broke and selling a date on eBay...

[Mr-shifter]

Go on then, upload a photo to here holding up an iPad or something with the forum on, or a bit of paper with your username on (or Graham if you prefer).

Humour us and make us (+me) look stupid.

[subzero]

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[subzero]

Does ebay buyer protection cover kidnap and bum rape?

[TheJabbaWookie]

Own up, did any of you win the auction?

[subzero]

£194