Be my date to The Last Jedi movie premiere?

[BB87]

Hi everyone!

I'm looking for a date to The Last Jedi movie premiere and to pay my gas bill at the same time.

https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre ... 2540973307

Hope some of you might be interested.

[Stuart Skinner]

@Peter Davis - any interest to you?????

[SublevelStudios]

This is every nerds dream come true.

[Mr-shifter]

Can I ask you a couple of questions about your item?

How do you feel about anal sex?

How many gas appliances do you own?

Thanks

[mr_palitoy]

Recommend you have dinner here:-

https://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Restauran ... gland.html

Britsh gas have an office 2 doors along.



Jason

[Nick_IoW]

Are there optional extras? And if so, what are the choices and what utilities will need paying for them?

Thanks.

[Grant_C]

I’m in!

Will be worth it.

[Stubbs]

Are there optional extras? And if so, what are the choices and what utilities will need paying for them?

Thanks.

This sounds fair

Tv licence = kiss
water bill = pee pee touch
Council tax = oral
Rent payment = balls deep

Jokes aside hope you find someone and have a good night.

[Spookedhippie]

That’s one heck of a date!

[StarWarsFan]

i've seen everything now.

[subzero]

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[subzero]

I recognise 'crazy eyes' when I see them, dis girl is psycho!

Whoever pays for this prepare to end up being stalked forever, becoming the main star in a snuff film, or waking up the next morning to having your kidneys taken out, balls chopped off or eyelids glued shut.. or both.

But enjoy the premiere.

[naughtyjedi]

you say all that as if thats not a jolly night out...

[BB87]

Thanks for the interest (I think... ) and the funny comments.

Crossing my fingers that I get someone nice to hang out with!

[yoda]

I was checking out your ad, you haven't specified if you prefer a male or female! or maybe you don't mind