I've searched high and low, around the globe,
For a bona fide Jedi Robe,
Then true to form, not one but two,
In lovely shades of burnt Umber hue.
The first, I'm not inclined to dip a toe in the water,
To foot even such a low bill, I don't think I oughtta,
The second, with the sales pitch, I don't think I can,
So that's another chance down the pan.
So I will take solace in the fact that I have been astuter,
With my robe I'm a bad ass trooper!
image by
Michael j s1, on Flickr
Btw...please note mint condition, unworn price tags still attached!