**** joke club
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JuniorChubb
Sith Lord
How does 'Good King Wenceslas' like his pizza?
Deep pan, crisp and even...
Deep pan, crisp and even...
I think this may rank as a top ten **** joke for obvious reasons.
(Although Barry's took the biscuit...literally....for me :lol: )
Here goes.......
What do Gungans store things in?
Jar Jars
(Although Barry's took the biscuit...literally....for me :lol: )
Here goes.......
What do Gungans store things in?
Jar Jars
Richard_H
Grand Master
One Christmas morning I was really excited as I came to open my presents. The last one was torn open and much to my delight - Action Man! The box felt very light and when I opened it I discovered it was empty. Teary eyed I turn to mum for an explanation. It was the last in the store. The Action Man Deserter.
Richard_H
Grand Master
What does a serial killer sing at Christmas? Deck the halls with parts of bodies...
Richard_H
Grand Master
A young man moves to a village in Wales and gets talking to an old man from the village. He asks the old man what his name is; the old man gets very irate at this point and says: "See that line of houses over there? I built them all, but do they call me Jones the house builder? Do they hell! See those railway lines over there? I laid them all, but do they call me Jones the engineer? Do they hell! See those bridges over that river? I built them all, but do they call me Jones the bridge builder? Do they hell! But, a long long time ago, I ****ed one sheep...
how dyou know an ethiopians gonna be sick ?? :shock:
the rest are holding out there plates
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disclaimer : im not racist & i dont think famines funny :wink:
but i do like this
what flys and wobbles ?
a jelly copter :lol: **** but good
the old classic
here about the irishman who was ironing his curtains ?
fell out the window :? :lol:
the rest are holding out there plates
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disclaimer : im not racist & i dont think famines funny :wink:
but i do like this
what flys and wobbles ?
a jelly copter :lol: **** but good
the old classic
here about the irishman who was ironing his curtains ?
fell out the window :? :lol:
Dublinjeff
Grand Master
jay4 said:
That's not funny, my uncle was seriously injured doing this.....
Richard_H
Grand Master
A tortoise was mugged by two snails. He couldn't identify the culprits because it happened too fast.
I laughed at that mate :lol:
But my pet clam didn't, then again he's just Shellfish
But my pet clam didn't, then again he's just Shellfish
JuniorChubb
Sith Lord
What did the camp cheese say when he looked in the mirror?
Hellooooooo me :wink:
Hellooooooo me :wink:
JuniorChubb said:
Northern response "eeh dam lad, bit cheesy for me"
JuniorChubb
Sith Lord
Michael Sith said:
How mature :wink:
JuniorChubb said:
Khoa blimey, Jameed to know a lot about cheese. It's Emmental how many different kinds there are, I Port Salut your joke mate, I had to Limburger up prior to posting this, wonder if Admiral Ackbar was eating cheese when he said " it's a Trappista"?
Gamalost for words now, Gołka go back to work, just had lunch..... Manchego, you know how it is!
Bergenost be late :?
Cheese Louise
:wink:Richard_H
Grand Master
lee gray said:
A Freudian slip if I've ever heard one. :lol:
Dark Sith Lord
Grand Master
What do you call a woman between two goalposts?
Annette
:lol: :lol:
Annette
:lol: :lol:
