jokes

[jabbawokkie]

linford christie walks in to golf club and a bloke says sorry we dont allow blacks in here there is another club 10 mins down road.
linford says but i am linford christie ,bloke says ok 3 mins now **** off


young lass says to her mum ,do babies come out from where boys put there penis,s "yes "says her mam
"but wont that break my jaw :lol: :lol:

nurse fetches a black baby in to show white father ."is this your baby sir"
"proberly she ****ing burns every thing" :lol: :lol:

one for you paddies

english irish and scots man having a chat
em says "my son was born on st george day so i called him george"
sm says "my son was born on st andrews day so i called him andrew "
im says "thats unbelievable wait till i tell our pancake" :lol: :lol:

 

[weasel]

I doubt some of the people over here could even spell pancake!

 

[jabbawokkie]

I doubt some of the people over here could even spell pancake!

they not taught your lass it at school yet :lol: :lol: :wink:

 

[jabbawokkie]

7 dwarfs go to see pope
they all shove dopey up saying "ask him dopey ask him"
dopey asks "do you have nuns where you live"
pope says "yes"
other six dwarfs "go on dopey ask him"
dopey asks"do you have black nuns"
pope "yes"
"go on dopey ask him ask him" say other dwarfs
dopey "do you have midget nuns"
pope says " no"

other dwarfs "DOPEY ****ED A PENGUIN ,DOPEY ****ED A PENGUIN..."



hunch back ,tom thumb and cinderella go to see god ,tom says i bet i am the smallest person in the world
cinders "i bet i am the prettyest in the world"
hunchback "i bet i am the uglyest"

tom comes out all happy"he says i am the smallest person in the world)
cinders comes out "he says i am the prettyest in the world"
hunchback comes out"who the ****s kelly osbourne"

 

[weasel]

I doubt some of the people over here could even spell pancake!

they not taught your lass it at school yet :lol: :lol: :wink:

She just spends so long practicing for her Bioilogy practicals she doesn't have time! :wink:

 

[jabbawokkie]

I doubt some of the people over here could even spell pancake!

they not taught your lass it at school yet :lol: :lol: :wink:

She just spends so long practicing for her Bioilogy practicals she doesn't have time! :wink:

you mean she is putting it round school :wink:

 

[weasel]

they not taught your lass it at school yet :lol: :lol: :wink:

She just spends so long practicing for her Bioilogy practicals she doesn't have time! :wink:

you mean she is putting it round school :wink:

:lol: ****ing hope not!

 

[Bollux]

yeah Jabba of course she would rather be shagging some star wars geek in his late 20's than some 18 year old lad :wink: :wink:

 

[weasel]

:lol:

 

[jabbawokkie]

a bloke from barnsley goes to jewellers "can tha mek us a gold statue o'mi dog?"jeweller asks"18 carrot?""no ,chewin a bone yer daft ****"

 

[jayjedi]

Liverpool FC summer transfer fund. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[jabbawokkie]

2 lesbians go to weight watchers.instuctor says you are what you eat .one of lesbians smacks her in mouth and says are you calling me a ****

 

[Dark_iced_jedi]

There was a black out last night.










Luckily someone shot it!

 

[weasel]

There was a black out IN OUR STREET last night.








Luckily someone shot it BEFORE IT COULD STEAL ANYTHING!

 

[spoons]

There was a black out last night.










Luckily someone shot it!

Even the new boys are racist :shock: :roll:

 

[jayjedi]

he is just trying to impress jabba spoons

 

[spoons]

do you think its working - this site has gone a bit 'fruity' in recent weeks :wink:

 

[Bollux]

I have also noticed that its getting a bit "Brokeback" on here at the moment!

 

[spoons]

its that IOP lot....and Weasel :lol:

 

[Dark_iced_jedi]

Just thought i would share a joke have many others that are funnier then ones already been posted.