Why didn't you get the job? Because sir, you're a monumental bellend, that's why.

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This got passed around the office today (Should be noted this was from another area of the business I work in) I've obviously anonymised the email as I rather like my job and want to keep it.
It should also be noted that the large company I work for has many mangers from many backgrounds recruited and promoted by many other managers from different backgrounds, the claims made below are rubbish.

To all those concerned,

I have sadly decided to hand in my resignation with immediate effect. Unfortunately I
have been left with no real choice as my position within COMPANY A and particularly the
FUN department has become untenable due to recent events.

As most of you who have received this email will know I recently applied for the
position of FUN team manager in which I was given a final interview
on Wednesday of this week. I was 'unsuccessful' despite outperforming my
counterpart Mr BOB in both interviews. A fact backed up by the subsequent
feedback from both Mr KHAN and Mr JAFAR.

The 'reasoning' I was given by Mr SMITH was that 'my profile wasn't known enough
amongst CALL.' This left me dumbfounded as nowhere did it mention with in the
job specification that I had to win a popularity contest amongst a section of the
department I don't even work on.

It is quite apparent that Mr SMITH reason for not giving me the position despite
performing and scoring the highest on both interviews, is not credible at all. This is
further substantiated by the fact that Mr SMITH just a few months back offered Mr
JOHN WEST a then agent from the HELP department and complete unknown in
the department the position of CALL manager. Mr WEST earned the
position on merit as I did, as he performed the best on the interview. He wasn't given
the frivolous and absurd excuse of 'not having a high enough profile on CALL.'

Upon further reflection and investigation it becomes apparent that Mr SMITH
decision to appoint Mr BOB instead of myself was not based solely on my job
application and interview performances as it should have been but instead it was
predicated on nepotism, politics and race.

The reason of 'I am not known enough' is sadly code for I am not a white male. I
diligently worked on my personal product portfolio for the last few months in which I
took a leadership role in 2 teams, where I conducted many briefs, group and one to
one coaching. I also directly mentored 10 new agents and ultimately both teams
under my guidance become the top performing teams. I did all this whilst
establishing and sustaining my own performance as a one of the very top performing
agents on the campaign.

In addition to this I successfully ran my own business importing products from China
and selling them worldwide on the ebay and amazon platforms prior to joining COMPANY A for five years. I also during this time temporarily took up a position as a project
manager in which I implemented the ecommerce section of a young and fledgling
Chinese business consultancy based here in the UK. Both these aforementioned
ventures were resounding successes.

Finally I am graduate with a first class honours degree in business management and
I have worked at management level for ELECTRICAL RETAILER which like the FUN
department is a fast paced, sales driven and customer focused environment. My
point with outlining my skills and experience is to prove that I was more qualified for
the role than Mr BOB which was proved unequivocally throughout the interview
process where once again I greatly out performed him.

I can no longer carry on working for a channel manager like Mr SMITH who is
completely devoid of integrity and abuses his power and makes decisions on
managerial recruitment based on who seeks to be 'friendly' with him and even more
unfortunately race. I firmly believe the evidence outlined above proves that Mr
SMITH is corrupt, racist {in a clandestine manner} and fixated on running a boys
club in which preferably you are a white male. I am aware that retentions has many
Asian managers which is inevitable as Asians make up the large majority of the
workforce. However if Mr SMITH can recruit a white male above an Asian, even if
the Asian is infinitely and unequivocally the better choice, he will do so.

I hope that the senior managers i.e. Mr MACKAY take the sinister reasons behind this
resignation seriously and endeavour to uphold the core values of not only COMPANY A
as an equal opportunities employer but also our society and launch a vigorous and
pragmatic investigation into the untoward behaviour of Mr SMITH. What he has
done and the way I have been treated is completely unacceptable and an utter
disgrace. I hope Mr SMITH is thusly punished accordingly.

Finally despite the negativity surrounding my departure, I would like to thank my
team and in particularly my manager Mr JAFAR for their enduring support and
love throughout my time at COMPANY A. It was an absolute pleasure and honour
working with the best sales team and manager in FUN. I would not have got to
the verge of a management role within 9 months without my colleagues and it's such
a shame that it was overt nepotism, favouritism and clandestine racism which
prevailed this week. I wish all my team the very best going forward and I will keep
the memories from the time we worked together in my heart forever.

Kind Regards

FORMER EMPLOYEE

Yo squad. Just to let you know I have handed in my resignation with immediate
effect. I have emailed it to Mr JAFAR and cc'd you all in. It's got all the reasons on there
when you read it but basically I outperformed Mr BOB in both those interviews but
despite that I didn't get it because of favouritism, politics and sadly race.

I have also forwarded it to Mr MACKAY and so hopefully they will look into that
corrupt and racist gandhu Mr SMITH!

Also JANE if you want to insist on continuing to talk **** about me please brush
your teeth because your breathe smells like straight dogshit you ugly minging bitch!
Seriously I was going to buy you some listerine for secret santa. Haha

And I don't care how much make up you wear you still are dog ugly. You should
have been swallowed. You look like a test tube baby gone wrong you dumb twat.
And I don't know why you are acting bad about Mr BOB getting it, you went out in the
first round with the shittest score. HAHA like seriously the cleaner had more chance
than your dumb ass of getting the managers job!

The reason why everyone not only in our team but FRED's team hates you isn't
because your breathe stinks of dogshit, it isn't because you look like you are
retarded and are so hidelously ugly you offend everyones eyes, it isn't even because
your voice cuts throw everyone and makes us all want to go on a killing spree. No it's
and listen to me carefully because like your breathe your attitude stinks. You are
condescending, patronising, have zero people skills, and above all else are one
jealous bitch.

You hated on me from the start because you knew I was on a completely different
level to your retarded ugly ass and I ignored it for months. But today I was behoved
to put you an absolute unbearable **** in her ****ing place.

You need to change your ways if you ever want prosper and stop hating, or you will
continue to live the rest of your worthless existence alone and extremely sad. You
are rotten to the core and I doubt you will change.

Ps your boyfriend of 6 years if he even existed and wasn't just an internet facebook
imaginary boyfriend, dumped you via text because he woke up and realised he was

dating a ugly **** who is not only ugly on the outside but also even more ugly on the
inside. Also he didn't want to look at that weird face and smell that nasty dogshit
breathe when he dumped you, so he did via text! Hahaha

Now I am going to tell you this once, if I hear you talking **** about me again, I would
never hit a woman but my Mrs is going to come down after work and slap the
absolute piss out of you in front of everyone! I promise you that, so you have been
warned!

Anyway squad apart from JANE's dumb ass who's probably crying right now, I
wish all of you the best and I love you all. We will see each other soon and stay in
touch.

Ps even though it's not his fault what happened, you all know Mr BOB is an arse licking
rat and snake. That **** will stich you up anytime, so be weary of him!
READ ALL THE WAY UP!
I am out, peace!!
 
WOW sounds like an entitled millennial :eek: Congratulations and good luck to Mr BOB in his new role! On a side note how do i get a job in the FUN dept? :D
 
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