Richard_H
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:lol: typo honest!
worst sexual experiance
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jabbawokkie
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it was only a passion killer cause chick said "do you wish yours was big enough to do that " lol
sith-smith
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I can't believe it made it to 13 pages!
jabbawokkie
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This is a blast from past. Mine got deleted because ex wife read it and went nuts . New wife's sane so I,ll tell the tale again .prob a bit shorter as memories faded ,thankfully
Basically I was a bit worse for wear .pulled a fatty and took her round back of pub . Way to pissed to manage owt so ****ed of back to pub .stood talking to a mate and realised I was all sticky .when lights came on I realised I was covered in blood.........
Gary thanks for bringing this thread back up I had forgot all about that
Basically I was a bit worse for wear .pulled a fatty and took her round back of pub . Way to pissed to manage owt so ****ed of back to pub .stood talking to a mate and realised I was all sticky .when lights came on I realised I was covered in blood.........
Gary thanks for bringing this thread back up I had forgot all about that
This thread is proper ****ed up :lol:
Story 1 - I had this girlfriend who [edited as it didn't sound right] A mate had tried before but got no joy. [edited] In the end in the back of my Fiat camper - Bingo! Lasted about 30 seconds. [edited] For ****s sake :roll:
Story 2 - Years ago I met this girl in India [edited to a more family friendly version] my nuts were killing me and the old chap wouldn't perform properly. Ended up at a local doctor who gave me some strong pain killers. In the end [edited again] before she went off round the world for four months. Met back up in England and did some serious catching up :wink: *
*i've edited these stories just in case ...
Story 1 - I had this girlfriend who [edited as it didn't sound right] A mate had tried before but got no joy. [edited] In the end in the back of my Fiat camper - Bingo! Lasted about 30 seconds. [edited] For ****s sake :roll:
Story 2 - Years ago I met this girl in India [edited to a more family friendly version] my nuts were killing me and the old chap wouldn't perform properly. Ended up at a local doctor who gave me some strong pain killers. In the end [edited again] before she went off round the world for four months. Met back up in England and did some serious catching up :wink: *
*i've edited these stories just in case ...
sith-smith
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jabbawokkie said:
Don't blame me. I begged Weasel not to bump this :?
sith-smith
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Ha!
Trust me, that's the last thing I'd ever want to be bumped!!
Trust me, that's the last thing I'd ever want to be bumped!!
