jokes

[sith-smith]

I got the second one straight away though :lol:

 

[craignwo4life]

That took me ages to get that one

It's the way he tells them !! :lol:

 

[sith-smith]

Yes, he has his own unique style. :lol:

 

[jayjedi]

a little girl goes to barbers with her dad and stands next to him eating a cake while he has his hair cut.the barber smiles and says you will get hair on your muffin.i know she says ,i am gonna get tits to you dirty bastard

That took me ages to get that one


:lol: :lol:

it threw me but there is an "o " missing on the last to :roll:

 

[Bollux]

that'll be it Jay, I thought it meant that the barber would be getting tits... :roll:

 

[jabbawokkie]

**** you then i wont tell you anymore

 

[sith-smith]

**** you then i wont tell you anymore

Now that was one of your funniest jokes.

You just won't be able to stop yourself.

 

[jayjedi]

oh come on we are only ****ing with you big guy, the first one was very good. and we made no reference to granny sex for 2 days now.... oops :lol:

 

[Bollux]

of course he will tell us some more jokes, he quit the forum and only managed to stay away for two days, he wont be able to resist.

come on jabba, we dont mean to hurt your feelings you big soppy ****! :lol:

 

[jabbawokkie]

of course he will tell us some more jokes, he quit the forum and only managed to stay away for two days, he wont be able to resist.

come on jabba, we dont mean to hurt your feelings you big soppy ****! :lol:

you know i am only messing ,soppy **** do you really want me to type that conversation we had after you got the han bespin

 

[jabbawokkie]

what did jesus say to his 12 disciples as he was nailed to cross?

"dont touch me ****in easter eggs ya bastards ....i,ll be back on sunday"

 

[sith-smith]

:lol:

I might use that when i go back to school

 

[weasel]

Is this the new "bible according to Gary!?" :lol:

 

[Bollux]

of course he will tell us some more jokes, he quit the forum and only managed to stay away for two days, he wont be able to resist.

come on jabba, we dont mean to hurt your feelings you big soppy ****! :lol:

you know i am only messing ,soppy **** do you really want me to type that conversation we had after you got the han bespin

I could barely hear you let alone understand you!

 

[sith-smith]

Jabba, would that be the conversation you told me about?

 

[Bollux]

nothing wrong with being grateful!

AND very surprised!

You lot would have had something to ****ing moan about if I had said it was **** and whacked it on ebay

 

[jabbawokkie]

Jabba, would that be the conversation you told me about?

mate there is text messages to back my story up :wink:

 

[jayjedi]

nothing wrong with being grateful!

AND very surprised!

You lot would have had something to ****ing moan about if I had said it was **** and whacked it on ebay

how much you want for it chris ... Ã'£50 sound about right :lol:

 

[Scruffy Looking]

 

[jabbawokkie]

she would get it :wink: