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Ever get the feeling that the film industry is running out of ideas.

7 dwarfs trapped down a mine ,rescue crew shout down if anyones still alive shout something .someone shouts back "liverpool are gonna win league "snow white says "well least dopeys still alive works on so many levels :lol:

i cant believe jabba sent you that :lol:

thats good :D whats the most common owl in the uk..... a teet !!!!!!! say it out loud if you dont get it

cool 8)

when gary glitter dies, he wants his body cremated to ash . then the ash put in an etch o sketch, so even after he is dead, kids can still play with him .

man and his new thai wife are having sex for the first time. sex is great for the man but his new wife wont stop touching his penis. after sex his new wife ends up stroking his manhood and looking at his cock. after 5 minutes the bloke ask why she loves his cock so much ? is it because of its...

dr dave was sleeping with one of his patients and felt really guilty. no matter how he tried, the sense of betrayal was overwhelming. but every once in a while he would hear an inner voice saying " dave dont worry about it, your single, you aren't the first doctor to sleep with one of your...

i liked it :lol:

he is just trying to impress jabba spoons

Liverpool FC summer transfer fund. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

oh well that has saved us all a load of hassle :lol: good luck the scousers in the final , i at least will be able to watch it without having sweaty hands, high blood pressure and the danger of wanting to smash the tv if we lost :lol: :lol:

as its in athens then it should put the wankers off travelling that far for a fight. if the italian police are anything to go by its them you should be worried about

liverpool where the only team trying to win , they deserved it, kuyt's goal should have stood. hope we get a dream final of liverpool versus man utd . if not good luck in the final

at least you are not a bitter gooner spoons :lol: just hope the gunners do us a favour this weekend

if utd dont win then i would rather liverpool win it. moaning moreen just pisses me off and rafa seems like an intelligent astute manager. the liverpool players play a more attractive football than chelsea and dont think they are something special unlike the chelsea boys . ac milan are foreign...

well i think chelsea will regret not scoring more than 1 goal, the scousers will be to fired up at anfield and can see them being to much for them. loved rafa's after match interview... " if he( moaning moreen) says it was a penalty then it was " :lol:

i think fergie made a deal with rafa... dont make us look like cunts in front of our own fans and we will let you win 1-0 which was fair enough :wink:

you know that little one on the high street in holbeach.. i will be in next weekend :wink:

bet you have been dying to get it in all week, yeah should be close, hope we do it but if not then we haven't been the best team .