****ing ebay, bastard, ****, wanker, Dickhead buyer.

[poncho]

what a tool!

 

[BlueDog]

We could all send him turds shaped like Rancors, lets face it the Rancor looks like it was carved out of turd to begin with.

 

[greedodidntshoot]

Ha Ha - Rancor does look like a painful poo...
eBay buyers are getting away with murder -- all that will happen is you may get your listing fee back, but the time and effort you put into selling it, in a legit auction, goes to waste. Sucks. I had a similar incident where the winning bidder sends a message that they changed their mind and didnt want the item... opened case and all said and done I couldn't even leave negative feedback and lost my listing fee. eBay doesnt have time for the small time sellers anymore.
Good luck with it anyway. I go for mailing off a box of colon sausage in place of the rancor.

 

[weasel]

As the others have said, post him a nice fresh turd in a box.

If you have his address I'm sure there are other sites you could register him on that will bombard him with junk mail etc. I vaguely remember someone on here suggesting something similar before.

 

[plantman]

register him for a stannah stiarlift demostration

 

[Imperial nut]

post all his details up on a singles/gay/swinger/into grannies/deviant dating site and sit back and laugh as a mexician one legged gay hooker turns up at his door with a jar of jelly and a one eyed donkey. :lol:

 

[jedi_masters]

Just phoned ebay to report him and let them know i'm very unhappy with this guys behaviour. Told me I have to wait the 4 days before i can file a non paying bidder file against him. Also e-mailed them a copy of the e-mails exchanged between us. **** with me I'll **** with him, hopefully get him banned!! :twisted:

Thaks for all th eoffers of turds guys , I'm willing to collect all your offered turds in a big box and drive them up there myself in my post van, might have to wear a gas mask though!! :lol:

Like your idea as well Imperail Nut. Great. :lol: :lol:

 

[Peter]

Yes, as others have said tell him to **** off and send the **** a big lump of dog **** :evil: ****ing cheeky ****....

 

[jedi_masters]

Latest e-mail from this prick, either he's drunk, or just a ****wit:

Dear jedi_masters,

How buy these there brought everybody other things and left this item with a message there pay for it next week.So if you can wait untill then i can make sure there pay for it.P.S. other's share this site i just look for the item's and there pay for them cheer's Robert.

Yoursfaithfully Mr.R.P.Williams


- wwwrobby10

:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

 

[PGowdy]

Absolute bobbledegook!

 

[Caswellbot]

There weird and then there's insane... :|

 

[Badboybez1]

Just give us all his address. My dogs been on the curry tonight - will have a magnificent parcel ready to go tomorrow!

 

[tiefighterboy]

This guys rantings sound familiar.

 

[Imperial nut]

This guys rantings sound familiar.

Yeah the mangled use of English?

 

[jedi_masters]

This guys rantings sound familiar.

really, who??

 

[cossievinny]

Quality title, good luck getting it resolved.

 

[tigerham]

Dude, I'll chip in for what Josh said.. bloody do it and definately dont forget the turd BUT just don't tell him. He seems like to sort where his house is full of it so will probably never know!